greater blorbos

click for a list of source materials

lesser blorbos (presented in the form of an outdated meme)

waldo's not here don't waste your time

ships that have free real estate in my cranium

  • WIP, MAKING PICS

  • raffina/lidelle (puyo)

  • blake/yang (rwby)

  • ruby/penny (rwby)

  • riko/prushka (made in abyss)

  • crona/maka (soul eater)

  • clemont/ash (pokemon)

  • pearl/marina (splatoon)

  • pixal/zane (ninjago)

  • katy/lammy (parappa)

  • also as a joke i started shipping takoyama from parappa with picasso from jung rhythm but i dont think its a joke anymore :/

special interests

  • biology in general, especially ecology, paleontology, and speculative evolution

  • obscure retro video games

  • lego (particularly bionicle)

  • madou monogatari/puyo puyo

  • osamu sato (we don't talk about the nfts <3)

  • splatoon

  • mountain dew

  • ...the shapies

hyperfixations

  • ena

  • garage: bad dream adventure

  • made in abyss

  • minecraft story mode

  • mojib-ribbon

  • mystery skulls animated

  • nights into dreams

  • ninjago

  • nona reeves

  • panty and stocking

  • parappa the rapper

  • rwby

  • scratchin' melodii

  • shane acker's 9

  • sonic the hedgehog

  • soul eater

  • steven universe

  • the amazing digital circus

  • tong-nou/chu-teng

  • viva piñata (if you have a famous pinata PLEASE hmu)

  • anything virtual boy related

other interests

  • animal crossing

  • avatar the last airbender

  • banjo-kazooie

  • catghost

  • doki doki literature club

  • dungeon meshi

  • fossil fighters

  • gregory horror show

  • jung rhythm

  • kirby

  • over the garden wall

  • ok ko: let's be heroes

  • pikmin

  • pokemon (i fell off during gen 7 but i still play go on occasion)

  • popee the performer

  • undertale (i still havent played deltarune)

  • wakfu

about

yo yo, I’m some bionicle on the internet, i respond to hewkii or tee
I'm pretty shy and not great about starting conversations or responding to messages, but i try my best
I ate too many erasers in school so now i've got adhdtism
nonebiney :] (he/they preferred).
I call myself acespec bi-something since idk if i'll ever find a more precise label. you can ask me about it or look at the deets belowif you plugged a tv into my brain you'd get a 24/7 stream of sonic adventure 2

it's an in-joke. you wouldn't get it

also i aint a kinnie buuuut

before you follow:

  • I block cryptobros, pedos, zoos, terfs, alt-right, and people under 15 on sight

  • I keep my main rated T, but I'll frequently post crude jokes and I reblog from a few nsfw accounts. minors use your best judgement but there's a decent chance I'll softblock you

  • I reclaim the words faggot and retard. I only ever use the latter for myself to emphasize the way I've been treated by others but if that bugs ya here's your heads up

  • feel free to ask if you need anything tagged and I'll try my best to remember

  • I ain't here to yuck anybody's yum. I'll let most people follow as long as they're not trying to start shit. that said I'll probably mute you if you frequently post stuff I don't like seeing

  • no real fandom dnis, but I find stuff like hazbin and mascot horror and south park fans and whatever kind of annoying. so i guess be wary if you're not down with seeing those get casually slandered from time to time

the opinions you probably came here for are:

  • I hate the labels of proshipper and antishipper. you can stick those labels on basically anyone for any reason, and both are so entrenched in their "you're either with us or against us" mentality that i really don't want either association. I'm ok with fencesitting this one

  • my absolute bottom line is keep anything that does direct harm fictional. obviously. fiction can affect reality of course, but there's a bit of a difference between shit like birth of a nation and some guy being a little cringe about an anime girl. idk where exactly to draw the line, but at the very least you shouldn't harass people over art you don't like. tag your shit, blacklist your triggers, block and move on, dead dove, ykinmkato, etcetera etcetera whatever

  • flag discourse is annoying. maybe I'm privileged or uneducated or whatever but i could not give less of a shit

  • ditto for bi lesbians or mogai or whatever the queer infight of the hour happens to be. we're all faggots at the end of the day

  • and to any zoophiles, zoosexuals, zetas, and their sympathizers that happen to be reading this: it's super fun to swim in grain silos. you should try it :)